Charles Darwin is agog at the wondrous stupidity contemplated by the near-miss Honorable Mentions who somehow survived a near-Darwin event.

Honorable Mentions!

Although the stupidity displayed in the following tales stops short of the ultimate sacrifice, we salute the spirit and innovation shown in these misadventures.

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Teacher FLY & Paperweight

A teacher with a swinging tie lets fly at a housefly with his paperweight, an old mortar shell...

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